“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”