“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”