Hi, Im a web developer.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.