Hi, Im a web developer.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.