“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”