“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”