“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”