Hi, Im a web developer.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.