“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”