“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”