Hi, Im a web developer.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.