Hi, Im a web developer.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.