“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”