Hi, Im a web developer.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.