“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”