“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”