Hi, Im a web developer.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.