“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”