Hi, Im a web developer.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.