Hi, Im a web developer.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.