Hi, Im a web developer.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.