“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”