Hi, Im a web developer.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.