“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”