“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”