“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”