“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”