“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“If you lie to the computer, it will get you.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”