“Hi, I’m a web developer.”

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

“Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.”

“If you don’t hate programming, then you don’t know enough about it.”

“If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.”

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.”

“If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work.”

“What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

“We get things wrong before we get things right.”

“Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

“Make it work first before you make it work fast.”