Hi, Im a web developer.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.