Hi, Im a web developer.

We get things wrong before we get things right.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.